Tyrantmaker

Striking gold

Famine and War

Oathday 27th of Pharast

  • Returned to the Kobolt camp.
  • Blue guy started to train and teach the kobolts. The cause – overweight.
  • Travelled south south-east.
  • Came upon gold cave.

- Galliard Bloodmoore

Fireday 28th of Pharast

  • Someone fed the Kobolt during the night.
  • Turns out they were starving under new diet.

- Galliard Bloodmoore

Starday 29th of Pharast

  • Came upon a tree significant enough to be serve as a landmark. Almost withered from the looks of it.
  • The mites under that tree stole the kobolts sacred statue – war started.
  • Decided to help the kobolts win the war.
  • Enter the caverns.
  • Rescue a tortured kobolt.
  • Recovers the statue.
  • Make an arena for the captured mites.
  • Kobolts win.

Casualties

1 Kobolt eye
1 Giant Centipede
1 Giant flee
20 Mites

- Galliard Bloodmoore

Revised Edition

Mission report: (Old Journal Entry Title)
Rather glaringly, this is utterly lacking in a definition of what the ‘mission’ is. If it is the ‘taming’ of this wild then it is far from finished and as such not really liable for anything but a progress report at most. If it is reaching the kobold clan home then the same applies. If it is the extermination that they nearly managed to get themselves killed doing then it didn’t become a mission at all until during the 3rd day of the report, rendering the first two days’ worth of entries mislabeled.

Oathday 27th of Pharast

  • Returned to the Kobolt camp.
    I do believe it is spelled ‘Kobold’ and also that calling what they have in the clearing a ‘camp’ is doing it a generosity it is scarcely deserving of.
  • Blue guy started to train and teach the kobolts kobolds. The cause – overweight.
    More specifically, he had them run around and do weird jumps and stuff. Rather amusing spectacle to be truthful but also rather pointless in the long run. Putting them to actual work would in all likelyhood have similarly slimming effects while also being productive.
  • Travelled south south-east.
  • Came upon gold cave.
    The term ‘gold cave’ without context implies a cave made entirely from gold. As great as such a discovery would have been that was regrettably not the case. Rather, we found a cave within which was a glittering substance in the wall that our unwitting kobold slaves identified as ‘shine-shine’ which turned out to mean ‘gold’ when translated from ‘idiot’ to common.

-Galliard Bloodmoore (AKA Mr. Edgy) & -Lord Jeremiah Orlovsky Glint

Fireday 28th of Pharast

  • Someone fed the Kobolt kobolds during the night.
    This caused a rather amusing debacle in the following morning though sadly I cannot claim the responsability for this one. It appears the tiefling has uses besides setting things on fire though.
  • Turns out they were starving under new diet.
    And that would be one of the uses of said tiefling. Thankfully, the kobolds proved far too dense to realize that it is rather odd for the resident demon-spawn to know more about kobolds than the ‘dragon’.

-Galliard Bloodmoore (AKA Mr. Edgy) & -Lord Jeremiah Orlovsky Glint

Starday 29th of Pharast

  • Came upon a tree significant enough to be serve as a landmark. Almost withered from the looks of it.
  • The mites under that tree stole the kobolts sacred statue – war started.
    Amusingly, the statue has a striking resemblence to Sir FireFap McTiefling. One has to wonder if the kobolds would’ve ended up leveling worship in our general direction for this reason even if Mr. Edgy’s dragon bluff fell through.
  • Decided to help the kobolts kobolds win the war.
    More like ’decided that the slaves we can communicate with will likely be more useful than the potential slaves that speak only gibberish.
  • Enter the caverns.
  • Rescue a tortured kobolt.
    _Conveniently forget to mention how the lot of you were getting your collective asses handed to you by an oversized bug until I risked a loss of our community service convictee to save you
  • Recovers the statue._
  • Make an arena for the captured mites.
    An arena is about as much an overstatement than the previous use of the word ‘camp’ but be that as it may.
    Kobolts kobolds win.

Casualties

- 1 Kobolt eye
The loss of which did nothing to improve said kobold’s appearance. On the other hand, it didn’t make it worse either but that might well not have been possible in the first place.
- 1 Giant Centipede
- 1 Giant flee
It’s spelled flea and while I’m not an expert on oversized bugs, I’m rather sure that particular specimen was a tick, seeing as there were no similarly oversized dogs or cats nearby for it to derive sustenance from, as amusing as that would have been.
- 20 Mites

-Galliard Bloodmoore (AKA Mr. Edgy) & -Lord Jeremiah Orlovsky Glint

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